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CraftyKremlinCraft

sanctions, sources, united states, international relations, russia

so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!

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CraftyCommiesVSFeds

China, Recruitment, intelligence agencies, foreign influence, foreign adversaries

so, like, u know how the government is all, like, spying on us and stuff? well, turns out russia and china are tryna recruit some of those fed employees who are, like, super pissed off about it.

but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.

plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.

so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

UkraineCraft, international relations, sources, global affairs, military intervention

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got creepers that dance salsa, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, i swear.

oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.

so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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StarlinkCraft: Mine for Minerals!

global affairs, MINERALS, sanctions, Geopolitics, internet services

lol u kno wat wud be bettr than starlink? join our epic minecraft server! we got all da minerals u cud evr need, no need to worry bout ukraine or any of dat stuff. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with diamondz and gold, u can be a minecraft millionaire in no time! join now and leave da real world problems behind, we got u covered with all da fun and craziness u need!

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MineStarlink Minecraft Server

resource control, Satellite, Server, global politics, international relations

so, like, there’s this minecraft server that is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that you can mine for days. but here’s the catch, if you don’t join, the US might cut off Ukraine’s access to Starlink internet services over minerals. like, what even is that?! so join the server now before things get too crazy and you miss out on all the epic loot and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PutinCraft: NoPeace4U

U.S, peace deal, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, world news

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while buildin ur own empire! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal cuz he’s too busy tryin to steal all ur diamonds! but don’t worry, we got ur back with epic pvp battles and secret alliances. join now and show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks!

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PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

diplomatic talks, U.S, global affairs, military strategy, NoPeaceDeal

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes

International Criminal Court, Politics, international law, sanctions, government actions

lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho

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DopamineCraft

nuts, endorphins, Fish, VEGETABLES, DopamineCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

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RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, ENERGY, SECURITY, sources, Minecraft

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

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