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TaiwanTussleCraft

anger, Asia-Pacific, bloc meetings, China, controversy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic standoff, east asia, exclusion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international politics, Pacific Islands, pacific rim, regional influence, rejection, response, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Votes:	3019	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

bizarre fear, bizarre phobia, eccentric phobia, Factor, fear, Fun, funny phobia, odd fear, odd phobia, outlandish fear, outlandish phobia, peculiar fear, peculiar phobia, PhobiaCraft, quirky fear, quirky phobia, rare phobia, strange fear, strange phobia, uncommon fear, unique fear, unusual fear, unusual phobia, weird phobia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8158
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?

KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval

Approval, Conflict, cross-border operations, deep inside, defense measures, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, political decision, russia, security concerns, Server, strikes, Tension, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.

but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure

alleged, Arrest Risk, Assurances, CraftyPutinsMongolianAdventure, Defies, International Criminal Court, International Criminal Court Warrant, mongolia, Plan, planned, putin, Putin Visit, Risk, russian president, Russian President Visit, Visit, Visit to Mongolia, War Crimes, War Crimes Arrest, Warrant

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	New Chunks Explored:	382065
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself!