LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!
