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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 421 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 367096 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2220 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!