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LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hord, hord live, hord online, hord platform, hord service, hord streaming, hord video, Live streaming, Minecraft, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, stream games, stream movies, stream music, stream TV shows, streaming, streaming hord, streaming platform, Streaming Service, video streaming, watch hord, watch streaming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Potions Brewed:	181	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crops Grown:	4840	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	1827	Emeralds Found:	8898

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	3134	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	6703	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	5582	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2052	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.