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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 417 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 158 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
