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BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!
Are you tired of listening to your ex-favorite band because they broke your heart with their latest album? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all music from that band! Join us and never have to suffer through their songs again while you build your dream world filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and pigs riding on top of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. So come on down and leave your ex-favorite band in the dust as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure with us! -
SilentTreeSurveillance
lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before! -
Girlpower Banned
so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution -
FlopFlopCraft
join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution! -
VibeCraft: The Musical Server
join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure musical vibrations. our world is filled with vibrating vibrators that create the most beautiful melodies you’ve ever heard.ride on a giant vibrator through the skies and serenade the creepers with your sweet tunes. build a house out of vibrating blocks and watch as the zombies break out into dance.
if you’re looking for a truly unique minecraft experience, come join us and let the vibrations take you to a whole new level of gaming insanity. who needs regular instruments when you have vibrating vibrators? come join us now and let the music play on!
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HaychVsAyche
join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah! -
VoiceCraft: Finding Your Default
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. It was wild, man! And if you join, you might just stumble upon that same portal and have the time of your life!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the virtual world just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you find the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest for the Diamond Chicken!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face being tossed into a pit of lava. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya! So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? The possibilities are endless!
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SharkCraft: Puget Sound Discovery
come join our epic minecraft server where we have TWO SHARKS swimming around in Puget Sound!!! that’s right, we got the broadnose sevengill shark and the endangered soupfin shark, making waves and causing chaos in the waterway.these sharks are not your average minecraft mobs, they are here to shake things up and make the game more exciting. imagine swimming around and suddenly coming face to face with a massive sevengill shark, ready to take a bite out of your blocky character.
not only are these sharks cool to look at, but they also indicate changes that are economically, culturally, and ecologically valuable for our server. who knew adding sharks to a minecraft world could have such a big impact?
so come join us and experience the thrill of swimming with sharks in Puget Sound. just be careful not to get eaten, or you might end up respawning back at spawn. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the adrenaline rush.

