CraftyAdviceMC SMP

sage advice, best guidance, sound advice, guidance, important advice

OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

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CraftyAdvice

received advice, words of wisdom, personal growth, pearls of wisdom, sound advice

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

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ElectricCraft2025

solar technology, Energy Transition, environmental sustainability, global electricity demand, electricity generation

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u r instantly transported to a world where the sun is, like, the ultimate power source. like, solar panels everywhere, man. u gotta harness the power of the sun to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

u gotta build ur own solar-powered base, fight off mobs with solar-powered weapons, and even ride around on solar-powered vehicles. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft gameplay.

plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of solar-powered villagers who have, like, mastered the art of harnessing the sun’s energy. u gotta find them and learn their ways to truly dominate this server.

so, like, come join us on this solar-powered adventure and be part of the future of minecraft gaming. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

identification verification, government identification, Legally, BlondeCraft, Identification

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

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U-Topia

mmorpg, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Server, Roleplay

U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.

5.83.172.239:60200

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Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

Politics, Minecraft, opposition, Blue wave, Schumer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

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Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

Tools & Resources, smp, Light Cone Banners, Download, Adventures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

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CraftyCareMC

stress, family, social media, Trust, relationships

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

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TippingPointCraft

record-breaking temperatures, TippingPointCraft, environmental crisis, FEARS, tipping points

OMG u guyz, dis minecraft server is so lit u gonna think ur in da hottest days ever observed on dis planet! we got lava everywhere, u gonna be sweatin’ like crazy! and u know what? some peeps say we nearin’ ‘tipping points’ but who cares when u havin’ so much fun on dis server! come join us and see if u can handle da heat, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌋💥

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Sound Advice

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