soul crushed Minecraft Servers

soul crushed Minecraft Servers

  • SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft

    SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5790
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Animals Bred: 70
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and endless fun.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!

    And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSewNoProbMC

    NoSewNoProbMC
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3054
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

    WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCultureShock

    CraftyCultureShock
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 309
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Emeralds Found: 1847 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

    CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6120
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 4714 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Enchantments Applied: 92

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Childhood TraumaCraft

    Childhood TraumaCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4822
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlayVersion2

    PlayVersion2
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6278
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Votes: 5007 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

    playversion2.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlfaNetwork

    AlfaNetwork
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6585
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6091
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

    play.alfakurt.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

    CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Runes Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Crafted Survival
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla SMP
    Description A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
    Main Additions
    IP Address play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
    How can I claim land on the server? You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
    Are there any special ranks on the server? Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

    Electric Sushi Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4450
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Votes: 7085 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

    2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

    AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 637
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Ores Mined: 7445

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

    Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

    FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

    Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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