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Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Players Killed by Monsters:	4240
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	8701	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

#youtube, collide, CREEPERS, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4245
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>[GAME] is better than you think, and so are we!’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because [GAME] is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join [GAME] now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the creepers are actually great dancers and the zombies serve drinks at the bar. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join us today!

DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

MineFantasyXIV – Crafting Chaos with Endwalker General Shenanigans!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	258	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌟🔥

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, fear not, because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day! 🦸‍♂️

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and embark on quests with your fellow players in this epic crossover event.

And don’t even get us started on our General News – we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Tests, PvP Series 5, and so much more! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement and fun!

Join us for meetups like the Crafting meetup in Balmung or the Spooky Club in Famfrit Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft bestie at one of these events! 🤝

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride at DAWNTRAIL! Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same again. 💥🎮 #BestServerEver