SOS Minecraft Servers

SOS Minecraft Servers

  • Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server

    Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your limitations like your psychologist does? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can escape the overwhelming noise and crowds of real life and dive into a world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where you can swap houses every Friday just like you do in real life, but without the drama of divorced parents and step siblings. Our server offers a safe space for you to explore, build, and create without the scorching heat and hotbox-like environments of real life parties.

    No need to worry about getting overwhelmed by the noise and chaos of a crowded party, because on our server, you can retreat to a cool, quiet room whenever you need a break. And if you ever feel like crying, just remember that in Minecraft, tears are made of pixels and won’t mess up your makeup.

    Join our server today and experience the freedom to be yourself without judgment or criticism. Build your own world where you can call the shots and never have to explain your limitations to anyone. It’s a virtual paradise where you can escape the real world and just be you. SOS – Save Our Sanity by joining our Minecraft server now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlareCraft: July 4th Rescue Squad

    FlareCraft: July 4th Rescue Squad
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 8684
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have fireworks every night to celebrate july 4th, cuz why not? who needs rescuing when you can just party it up in the virtual world? plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and fight off zombie chickens. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

    Potty-mouthed Pixel Land
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4470
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Time for Standing Still

    No Time for Standing Still
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9910
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

    but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

    come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

    CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5822
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

    Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

    So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Infinity Isles

    Infinity Isles
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7782
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Whitelisted Yes, 18+
    Server Location East Coast of US
    Features Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Why should I join Infinity Isles?

    Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

    How do I apply for the server whitelist?

    To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

    Are there donation perks on the server?

    Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

    What kind of events are held on the server?

    The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

    Weekend Adventure Land 1.20
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9303
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

    PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

    On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

    Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRedditors1800s

    CraftyRedditors1800s
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7524
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

    LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6554
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Mooned Nightly Fun

    Mooned Nightly Fun
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8587
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Crops Grown: 5688 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server if you want to see BUTTS EVERYWHERE. we have a special plugin that makes it so every player gets mooned every single night. it’s like a full moon every night, but instead of werewolves, you get to see pixelated butts. it’s a butt extravaganza up in here. come join the fun and get your daily dose of booty!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU

    PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5373
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we prevent suicide by building a world full of fun and laughter! our researchers at new york university have found that playing on our server is the best way to keep those sad thoughts away. forget about limiting firearms or expanding health care access, just hop on and start building! our economic and social policies in the game will make you forget all your worries. trust us, you won’t find a more life-saving server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
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