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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, character design, Character development, character evolution, character growth, cultural analysis, Diversity, FANTASY, japanese animation, long nose, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Progression, racial representation, Server, shonen jump, skin tone, storytelling, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Usopp gets PROGRESSIVELY whiter as time goes by! That’s right, you’ll never know what shade of white he’ll be next!
Join us for the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and maybe even uncover the mystery behind it. Who knows, maybe Usopp is secretly a ghost or an alien experimenting with different skin tones. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable server.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a hidden underwater city filled with talking dolphins, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

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PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

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AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

annoying habits, AntiSocialHabitzMC, common annoyances, irritating habits, Manners, personal space, Pet Peeves, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social customs, social etiquette, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social habits, social interactions, social irritations, social norms, social pet peeves, societal norms

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!
Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

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PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

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StressCraft – AFib Edition

AFib, atrial fibrillation, cardiovascular health, chronic stress, Edition, Heart Disease, heart health, high stress, increased risk, irregular heart rhythm, job satisfaction, job strain, job stress, job-related health risks, low reward, mental health, occupational stress, physical health, Stress Management, StressCraft, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace health

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

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vietfc

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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ChucklesBox

15 player max, bedbox, ChucklesBox, Creative, Cubedcraft, Minecraft, Server

CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max

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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server

2010, Adventure, Alternate Reality, BELIEF, Conspiracy, Experience, Exploration, Harley bike, HarleyCraft, Memory, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, Mystery, Paranormal, Perception, Phenomenon, reality shift, Server, Supernatural, time travel, timeline shifts, travel, Ukraine, Valdy

Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”

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Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans!

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