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Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Animals Bred:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5744	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	5568
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ores Mined:	5677	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4271	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5332	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

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