Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best moves? Anything is possible on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).
Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admin team is made up of magical unicorns who will banish them to the Nether realm.
But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a costume party where you can dress up as your favorite block and compete in ridiculous mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party never end!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.
One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!
If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Java IP | 172.240.87.32:23950 |
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| Bedrock IP | 172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950 |
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This is not just another Minecraft server. Itâs a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.
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We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.
You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.
Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?
Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!
Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? ð
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! ðĪŠððĶð
Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!
| IP | hivemc.top:25565 |
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| Bedrock IP | hivemc.top:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh |
Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.
You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.
The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.
To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.
Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.
But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.
Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.
So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!