Sorry. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPutinGamer

diplomatic immunity, extradition, Government, law enforcement, CraftyPutinGamer

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.

We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?

And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.

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Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Sorry., consequences, scolding, swearing, inappropriate

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

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ViralMemeCraft Server

International, Meme culture, Apology, ViralMemeCraft, regret

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like setting off a creeper in a TNT factory! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of feathered bandits who ride around on giant spiders.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you saying, “I’m sorry for making this meme internationally viral.”

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SisStealzNoRentMC

Apology, disagreement, judgment, white top, dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your sibling squabbles behind! No more fighting over clothes or owing money for borrowing a shirt. On our server, you can build your own wardrobe and never have to worry about borrowing from your sister again.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.

Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!

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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

expressing regret, Making amends, Making peace, showing remorse, Sorry.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Apology Tree, where players must apologize to it in order to receive rare and valuable items. Don’t worry, the tree has a forgiving nature… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, if you see a talking pig wearing a top hat, just go with it. Trust us, he gives great advice.

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SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Meeting, Talk, snapchat, cute, PRETTY

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

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CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Tenant, UNFAIR, Girlfriend, move in

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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GachaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, gambling, virtual items, spending money, mobile games

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

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SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, mood, Mining, self-aware, Swipecraft

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

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BabyRageCraft

parenting, baby, opportunity, BOTTLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby at a friend’s house for five hours without a care in the world? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you laughing like J did when she finally picked up her baby after her little adventure.

Join us for the most outrageous adventures, where anything goes – just like J assuming you’ll provide daycare for her baby without even asking! We promise you won’t be bored, especially when you realize you have the chance to go part-time this summer and avoid any more awkward babysitting situations.

So come on, join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm and where you can finally put your foot down like a boss. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t be an AH – join us now!

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