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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5834	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1420
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Votes:	8387	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	682	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	509
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	596326	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	6831	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6344
Divine Spears Created:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Dragons Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	2754	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Items Found:	3283	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Votes:	2930

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132