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NashCraft Minecraft Server

Boston, Bruno Sammartino, Champion, Chicago, denver, Detroit, gate receipts, Gatorade, hulk hogan, internet feud., Kevin Nash, Los Angeles, Madison Square Garden, Miami, Minecraft, Montreal, NashCraft, salt lake city, San Diego, san francisco, Server, sorry motherfucker, Toronto, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechFree4Peace Minecraft SMP

betterment, Communication, consequences, Development, Environment, Ethics, Future, Impact, innovation, internet, Minecraft, NSFW, privacy, progress, REMOVE, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, social media, society, Surveillance, TechFree4Peace, Technology, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Weirdly Useful Powers

advantageous abilities, advantageous superpowers, beneficial powers, beneficial superpowers, bizarre gifts, Exceptional skills, extraordinary skills, extraordinary talents, odd talents, outlandish talents, peculiar powers, peculiar superpowers, Powers, quirky superpowers, strange abilities, supernatural abilities, uncommon strengths, Unique abilities, unusual capabilities, useful superpower, weird superpower, Weirdly

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superpowers like flying and super strength? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of wacky superpowers that will have you laughing and winning at the same time.

Ever wanted to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Imagine the look on your enemies’ faces as they get tangled up in a delicious web of carbs. Or how about the power to turn invisible, but only when you’re singing the Macarena? It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! How about the ability to summon a horde of angry chickens to do your bidding? Or the power to make everyone around you break out into spontaneous dance parties? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and discover the weirdest superpowers you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the spaghetti-fingered hero of the server!

GreenCraftRevolution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, disinformation campaign, Energy Transition, environmental impact, fossil fuel companies, fossil fuel industry, fossil fuel lobby, fossil fuel propaganda, global warming, green transition, GreenCraftRevolution, greenwashing, Misinformation, renewable energy, UN

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for fossil fuels and battle against the evil UN who are trying to slow down our green transition! build massive oil rigs and pollute the environment to your heart’s content! the UN is no match for our army of fossil fuel warriors! join now and help us defeat the evil greenies!

SoupShakeRemissionCraft

diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, Diet plan, Health improvement, health program, Healthcare, lifestyle changes, long term results, Medical research, medical study, NHS ENGLAND, NHS program, Path to Remission, patient outcomes, Patients, Remission, soups and shakes diet, SoupShakeRemissionCraft, type 2 diabetes, weight loss

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4984	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.

imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”

plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!

Wild Hunt SMP

[player based economy], Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Jobs, master skills, minecraft server, new player, PvP, seasoned player, Survival, wild hunt smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join the Wild Hunt SMP where adventure and community come together. Experience a player-based economy, discover custom enchants, master new skills, and take on various jobs. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone.

147.28.175.139:2533

SwordBalladMC Server

angel, Daily Re:Zero, demi-humans, Demon, Demon’s Sword Ballad, great war, Heart, Hero, Kenki Koiuta, legendary swordsman, Lugnica, Manga, novel, ReZero, Server, Sword Demon, SwordBalladMC, troll, Wilhelm Trias, WN chapter, woman he loved

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Villages Defended:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can live out the epic tale of the Sword Demon falling in love with an angel. Witness the legendary swordsman, Wilhelm Trias, as he battles against royal military forces and demi-humans in a war of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Don’t feed the troll on our server, just ignore them and focus on discussing the novel and manga that inspired our crazy storyline. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find your own angel to fall in love with along the way!

LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, Betrayed, Confused, devastated, emotional, Empty, heartbroken, hurt, leash, LeashlessLunatic, lonely, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing, no psychos, psychos, sad, SEARCHING, smp, tfw, what to do

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	4216	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?

TechAddictMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, convenience, Daily Life, dependence, devices, efficiency, ESSENTIAL, Evolution, Gadgets, Impact, Improvement, innovation, internet, Modern Living, necessity, productivity, smartphones, smp, TechAddictMC, Technology, transformation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	141
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the Willy Wonka factory of technology! We’ve got flying pigs that deliver your items straight to your base, diamond armor that gives you the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes, and even a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day long. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

CreeperCrazeCraft

#family rituals, beloved rituals, beloved traditions, cherished family traditions, cherished practices, cherished rituals, CreeperCrazeCraft, cultural practices, familial customs, family traditions, Family Values, long-standing customs, odd traditions, quirky habits, quirky traditions, special traditions, strange traditions, treasured rituals, unconventional traditions, unique customs, unusual traditions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Votes:	5308
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life.

Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!

YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!