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SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	270189
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

KwabatiaCraft Minecraft Server

Balkan region, country renaming, Croatia, cultural heritage, European country, geographic location, government decision, historical significance, identity politics, international relations, Kwabatia, KwabatiaCraft, Minecraft, name alteration, name change, national identity, national pride, Political debate, proposed name change, public opinion, renaming controversy, renaming process, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Votes:	980	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we debate the important issues like whether Croatia should be renamed to Kwabatia! Join us for epic battles in our custom-built Kwabatian arena, where players can fight to decide the fate of this fictional country.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kwabatian Pig, a rare and elusive creature that only appears once every full moon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Kwabatian Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why join our server? Because where else can you participate in intense political debates, battle mythical creatures, and potentially have your wishes granted all in one place? Join us today and become a citizen of Kwabatia – the land of endless possibilities!

PizzaCraft2021

artichoke pizza, BBQ chicken pizza, buffalo chicken pizza, cheese pizza, deep dish pizza, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, gluten free pizza, margherita pizza, meat lovers pizza, mushroom pizza, pepperoni pizza, pineapple on pizza, pizza crust, pizza sauce, pizza toppings, PizzaCraft2021, spinach pizza, supreme pizza, thin crust pizza, veggie pizza

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	948444	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up plain old pepperoni pizza? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a pizza buffet of epic proportions, with toppings so wild and crazy you’ll think you’re in a pizza-themed dreamland.

Join us and feast on pizzas topped with diamond blocks, creepers, and even enchanted golden apples. Our pizza ovens are fueled by the tears of griefers and the laughter of baby zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a pizza-eating contest. Rumor has it his favorite topping is obsidian, so bring your appetite and your pickaxe!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a pizza party like no other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the pizza oven!

BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas

1 billion, Accountability, aiding Hamas, BlockyLawsuit, compensation, Conflict, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Launch, lawsuit, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, palestinian refugees, political controversy, Terrorism, united nations, UNRWA, UnrwaVsHamas, Victims

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	1734
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!

DuctCraft: The WD-40 Experience

adhesive, diy, duct tape, DuctCraft, Durable, emergency, Experience, Fix it, handyman, home improvement, Household, industrial-grade, lubricant, maintenance, MultiPurpose, quick fix, Repair, spectrum, temporary solution, Tools, Versatile, WD-40, WD40

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

LandSaverCraft

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation priorities, conservation sites, conservation study, Earth’s biodiversity, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, extinction prevention, global conservation, land conservation, LandSaverCraft, prioritizing conservation, Protecting Earth’s land, species conservation, species extinction, species preservation, threatened species, unique species

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	3238	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	2356	Dimension Hops:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1250	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!