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BlockyBlunders: BlameIsrael, DemandProbe

Accountability, American, Blame, BlameIsrael, BlockyBlunders, Conflict, death, DemandProbe, family, GRIEVING, independent investigation, international relations, Israel, Justice, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, murder, Peace efforts, Politics, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, West Bank

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6411	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3906
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF RUNNING AROUND TRYNA SURVIVE. OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED TO BLOW UP.

WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE WITH YOU LIKE YOU’RE THEIR LONG LOST BROTHER. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DIAMONDS, THEY’RE SHINIER THAN A UNICORN’S FART.

AND IF YOU THINK PVP IS YOUR THING, WE GOT A PVP ARENA THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER PICKED UP THAT SWORD. YOU’LL BE SLICING AND DICING LIKE A NINJA ON STEROIDS.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE EVEN THE SHEEP HAVE ATTITUDE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT…OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT EITHER WAY, IT’LL BE A BLAST!

UndergroundCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, devastation, Grief, international relations, Loss, Military, mourning, response, RETALIATION, russia, Russian strike, sorrow, Tragedy, Ukraine, underground weapons production, UndergroundCraft, violence, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Emeralds Found:	1462
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, on this server, we got more drama than a soap opera in Ukraine! We mourn the dead from major Russian strikes, but don’t worry, we’re gonna respond with some underground weapons production! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a TNT block in a creeper’s face. Who needs peace when you can have war in Minecraft? Come join the madness and help us fight back against those pesky Russians with our secret weapon stash. Let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual world!

Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

coping, Despair, devastation, difficult times, emotional pain, emptiness, Everything.., Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, Loss, Lost, matters.., me, Minecraft, moving on, Sadness, smp, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Affliction, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, excruciating pain, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injury, Loss, mental anguish, MOMENTS, Ouchiest, PainCraft, physical pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, worst pain

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, Loneliness, Melancholy, mental health, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, SadVibesCraft, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Troubled, unhappiness, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	177
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	138

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Enchantments Applied:	235
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	7205	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Magic Items Found:	8379
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Emeralds Found:	9057	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	147	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9349	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!