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Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5744

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	5217
New Chunks Explored:	774239	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dragon Eggs Found:	9075
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Runes Activated:	6

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	186
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4024	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Emeralds Found:	1687
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Votes:	2302
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more unpaid dues than Adani Power from Bangladesh 😂 our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness 🤣 we have diamonds for days, so many diamonds that even Herobrine is jealous 👀 join now and become a part of our crazy community where we build giant statues of Steve riding a pig 🐷💎🔥 #minecraftgoals #joinusnow