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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Love Letters Sent:	13
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	258	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	9903
Players Killed by Monsters:	7353	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	7924	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7926	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchantments Applied:	234	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	185	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crops Grown:	5497	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	8511	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes