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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6197 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!