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OuchCraft SMP

#excruciating, accident, Ache, Agony, discomfort, emergency, Experience, Hospital, hurt, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, Medical, most painful, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, physical pain, smp, soreness, Suffering, Trauma, Unbearable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Votes:	9432	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	316	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5801	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!