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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6372 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3567 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!