OuchMyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

Accountability, attention seeking, bad, bad relationships, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, boyfriends, Emotional support, enabling behavior, friendship, personal growth, red flags, seeking help, seeking validation, self reflection, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, tough conversations, tough love, toxic men, Trauma, unhealthy patterns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	2733
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6023	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9683	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3111
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6652	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Votes:	2457	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	296485
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	5404	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BroSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

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