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WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	118

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	133
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8592
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3602
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	77

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7144	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

Squall is literally me Minecraft server

Appearance, comparison, emotional connection, Identity, introspection, LITERALLY, look like this, me, Minecraft, personal style, Personality, physical traits, relatability, resemblance, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-perception, Server, Similarity, Squall

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3444
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	273
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Campaign, COMEBACK, control, Donations, election, Fight, kamala, Komeback, Mario Nawfal, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, Recounts, Server, social media, Status, strategy, Support, trannies, trump, Trust the plan, Victory, WIN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crops Grown:	4673
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	243
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	128	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5772	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.