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  • Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

    Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9257
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

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    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

    2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

    3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

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  • Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

    Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6050
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Runes Activated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to be effortlessly cool! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses and leather jackets. 2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ skeleton spinning the tunes. 3. Our community is so chill that even the Ender Dragon hangs out with us on weekends, sharing stories of his epic battles. 4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, because why not add a little thrill to your mining adventures? 5. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance better than any player.

    So come join us and be effortlessly cool in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

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  • R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

    R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1912
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

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    Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

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  • > Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

    > Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9797
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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  • BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5524
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 208
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

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  • Lighthub

    Lighthub
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1178
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

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    fun server . version 1.7/1,20,4 . minihry , survival ,oneblock fun a-team sophisticated server

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  • CreeperParty21

    CreeperParty21
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5484
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crops Grown: 1712
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

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    Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

    Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

    Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

    And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

    So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

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  • ”HotBlockz Minecraft Server”

    ”HotBlockz Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1114
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6812 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

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  • SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

    SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3207
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Potions Brewed: 104
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

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    Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

    If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

    Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

    But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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  • PixelPantsCraft

    PixelPantsCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5564
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

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    Are you tired of looking like a noob in boring old Minecraft skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most stylish and attractive outfits that will make all the other players drool with envy! From diamond-encrusted armor to designer capes, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pants of Power, rumored to give the wearer superhuman strength and agility. Want to impress your friends with your mad parkour skills? Slip on a pair of these bad boys and watch as you leap over obstacles in a single bound.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try on the elusive Llama Onesie? Legend has it that anyone who wears this outfit will be granted the ability to summon a loyal llama companion to aid them in battle. Who needs a sword when you have a llama by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish and powerful player in all of Minecraft!

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  • Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

    Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5819
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 307230 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

    So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

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  • Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

    Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9814
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

    Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

    So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

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  • GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

    GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 5447
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Farms Harvested: 478

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    What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

    But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

    So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

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  • Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

    Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4279
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Runes Activated: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Emeralds Found: 6665 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

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    Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

    Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

    But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3868
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7658
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 7434
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dimension Hops: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9625
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 293
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Herobrine Sightings: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6094
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Farms Harvested: 202
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9706 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

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