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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7308 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!