Soothing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoLyricTunes Minecraft SMP

smp, Music, Atmospheric, Peaceful, Relaxing

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with no lyrics songs playing in the background. It’s lit AF, trust me.

Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a giant chicken farm where the chickens wear sunglasses. And if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. It’s like Christmas in July, but in Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and diamonds.

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Whimsical Potato Kingdom

white noise, soothing, audio sensory meridian response, asmr videos, Kingdom

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the crazy stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some fun! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

soothing, exhilarating., Touch, Serenity, Contentment

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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SensationalSMP – Minecraft SMP

goosebumps, Caress, tingling, physical touch, non-sexual

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild! And the best part is, when you mine diamonds, you get this non-sexual physical sensation that’s like a thousand kittens purring in your ear while eating cotton candy. It’s like, who needs drugs when you have this SMP, amirite?

I heard a rumor that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and get superpowers like being able to build a house with just one click or ride a llama into battle. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away, it’s lit AF!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who cares)! Let’s build a world where anything is possible and where the only rule is to have fun and be a little bit crazy. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

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SnoozeCraft

non-intrusive, morning routine, Relaxation, mindfulness, pleasant

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

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SMPComfortEats – Minecraft SMP

Cooking, satisfaction, nostalgic, Meal, SMPComfortEats

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of infinite possibilities and endless memes. Like, you can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And the best part? The admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes and sprinkle rainbow dust on your crops for extra luck. So if you’re looking for a place to chill, eat some virtual pizza, and make friends with a talking cow named Bob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

bedding, self-care, stress relief, relaxation aid, Sleep

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

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CozyCrafterMC SMP

smp, soothing, CozyCrafterMC, Uplifting, comfort series

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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CozyCreeper SMP

soothing, Nostalgia, crackling fireplace, nature sounds, soft blankets

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ASMR Fauna’s Mid Minecraft Server

whispering, Shiori, mid, Safety, Fauna

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fauna does ASMR! But not just any ASMR, we’re talking mid-level ASMR that will blow your mind! Our management team is so strict that they make sure everything is played super safe, so you know you’re in good hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin Shiori is a wild card, always causing chaos and mayhem in the best way possible. Rumor has it she once built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for fun. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a combination of relaxing ASMR and wild admin shenanigans? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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