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I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3313	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	155
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	646
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	5748
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145001	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!