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CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6220	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	4055	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1137	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3691
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	1732	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Towns Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9874
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!