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TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Bro, let me tell you, joining this server is like finding a diamond block in a chest full of dirt blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards, they can literally make pigs fly and turn creepers into disco dancers. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a mix of superheroes and unicorns, always ready to help you build the most epic castle or prank your best friend by filling their house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are stored, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Enderman who’s also a stand-up comedian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, in 5 years, everyone will be talking about how they wish they had joined earlier.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ores Mined:	5595
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Votes:	785
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6753	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	79	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	478462
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	752
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7483	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	9932
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1318	Mineshafts Explored:	4

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!