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WizAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Alt-Right, anonymous community, Arcane, conspiracy theories, Dark Arts, esoteric knowledge, internet culture, Magic, Minecraft, Mysticism, occult, online forums, POL, Rituals, Server, soon-to-be, sorcery, Spells, Supernatural, witchcraft, WizAdvice, wizard

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7597	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3840
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old wizard schools with stuffy old professors? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate wizarding experience! Join us and learn spells, brew potions, and battle mythical creatures in our magical world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5294	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Items Found:	7752	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	744
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Villages Defended:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

#youtube, Community, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Livestream, Llamas, lols, millie, nina, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Video, YeetCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8842	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

#Aliceadventure, #Alicefun, #Alicejourney, #Alicememories, #Alicetravel, #exploreAlice, Adventure, alice, Crafty, Destination, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Fun, Journey, Lost, Memories, Mines, repeat, travel, trip, vacation, wonderland

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	1776
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	197313
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!