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Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4874
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	4563
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	692	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	4907

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	9687
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	458	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!