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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1076 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because b42 is here to shake things up! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to fly like a chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns. Join their ranks and become a master of llama jousting, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted cheese.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking cactus named Carl who tells the best dad jokes in the land? He’ll keep you entertained for hours as you build your own castle out of candy canes and marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join b42 today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
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