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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6580 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)