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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1417 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6973 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
