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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
