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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5190 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8408 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Votes: | 5475 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.
Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!