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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	472
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Items Found:	2788	Players Killed by Monsters:	7601
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	637968	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Items Found:	6520	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2122	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchantments Applied:	134	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!