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  • Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

    Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7530
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 213
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Max Number of Players 100 – 200
    Length of Game No wipe
    Gametype Survival
    Language English

    If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
    How often does the server reset? This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
    Is griefing allowed? Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play? You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
    Are mods allowed on the server? Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

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  • Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

    Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9985
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6514 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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  • BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

    BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9126
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 104 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

    Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

    But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

    CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3172
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Farms Harvested: 288 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1853 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

    So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

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  • StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

    StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9059
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3779 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mines Excavated: 1750

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

    Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

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  • FreakyCraft SMP

    FreakyCraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 910
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 219 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

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  • MineCraftLifeUpgrade

    MineCraftLifeUpgrade
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3656
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

    Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

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  • GenderFail Minecraft Server

    GenderFail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2110
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Votes: 3732
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga

    FreddyCraft: The Superlano Saga
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5468
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u gotta mine and craft and stuff in minecraft, right? well, imagine a server where u can mine and craft and also, like, save Venezuela opposition leader Freddy Superlano from being detained! join our server and help free Freddy by building a giant statue of him out of diamonds and emeralds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! come on, u know u wanna be a hero in minecraft and save Freddy Superlano!

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  • JavaJoltCraft

    JavaJoltCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8013
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!

    imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.

    so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?

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