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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8983 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 823 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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