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MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7987
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	3023
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1706	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3426	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!