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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4255 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
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Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!
No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!
