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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).