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Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	290	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	522	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

West China Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	4017	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3454
Villages Defended:	13	Enchantments Applied:	102
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	175	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2419	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	11232	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Emeralds Found:	3488	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!