songs for funerals

Welcome, brave souls, to the wildest ride in the blocky universe! If you’ve ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the laws of physics take a backseat and the craziness levels are over 9000, you’ve struck gold, my friend! So toss your pickaxe (or don’t, I’m not your mom) and let me hit you with some LOOT-tastic reasons to jump into this pixelated wonderland that’s like a fever dream but, like, in a good way!

Firstly, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco made entirely of glowing squid ink and funky beats? Like seriously, at midnight, squids gather and throw a rave you would not believe! Last time, Gary the Goblin tried to crash it, but we just pushed him into the lava pit and turned it into a mosh pit! 🤘✨

Oh and speaking of squids, forget about boring ol’ cows! We’ve genetically engineered magical flying cows that rain cookies when they moo. ONE OF THEM JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD – MY LIFE IS NOW A COMEDY SHOW! Imagine riding a cow that flaps its wings while singing “I Will Survive” as you soar over a cactus field. Yes, it’s 100% possible in this SMP. No, I can’t explain how. Just join.

Now, if you ever wanted to encounter creepypasta characters while trying to build a cozy beach resort, this is YOUR PLACE, my dude. One guy got chased by Herobrine while he was crafting a sandcastle. He said it was the most terrifying and exhilarating moment of his life, like riding a rollercoaster through a haunted house filled with spiders. But guess what? He got a cool trophy for surviving and now he wields the power of fear. 😱🔥

Also, one time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether because we thought it was just a pizza oven and now we have a pizza shop that serves spicy blaze wings and netherite-infused cheese sticks! 🥓🍕 Who needs a regular life when you can bite into the fiery and crispy essence of the underworld?

Oh, and did I mention there’s a cat overlord that demands weekly tributes of fish but sometimes grants wishes? That’s right, if you had a dream of flipping a house made out of diamond blocks, well, your new feline king might just make it happen if you give him a salmon or two. Just don’t forget to offer a head scratch, or he might unleash his wrath upon you.🐾👑

So grab your diamond sword, assemble your squad of cool weirdos, and hop onto the craziest server out there. We might not have a serious agenda, but who needs it when you can create utter chaos, forge alliances over pizza, and ride flying cows into the sunset? Just remember to pack your sense of humor, a good pair of shoes (because the lava is real), and your funeral jam—just in case your epic building skills lead you into a creeper explosion!

Join us and let the shenanigans BEGIN! 🍕🐉💥