SongFailsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SongFailsMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	129	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	324
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	749	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	231
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7791
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	9634
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	344177

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	282
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!