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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5890 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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