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Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Votes:	4306
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	5598	Dragon Eggs Found:	4016
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3236
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	7903	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9496
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3304
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2297	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6483
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?