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SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2426	Emeralds Found:	6490
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragon Eggs Found:	1406	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Farms Harvested:	463
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3550	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	188

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.