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Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Join, Land, Lore, Magic, Marthia, Medieval, Minigames, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Side, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	2020	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Epic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	283
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Towns Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!