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CubicLife Network

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crops Grown:	8854	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Block Party Minecraft Server

91274326, BLOCK, HASHTAG, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

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Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	6072	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6964
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!