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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

ballot, cucked state, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, Drugs, election, legalization, Magic, magic mushrooms, massachusetts, Massachusetts ballot, Massachusetts election, Massachusetts politics, Mushroom, mushrooms, Politics, psychedelics, smp, state laws, Tomorrow, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8150	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	7465
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

>20 years old, aids, Be me, BLOCK, blockquotepBe, casino site, gambling, girl, hook up, Junk, Leave, losing virginity, meet-up, Minecraft, no job, no social life, sex, SMPpblockquote, text, Touch, Virgin, win money

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addictive gameplay, casino games, cd projekt red, Dice Games, dice poker, digital gambling, FANTASY, gambling, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, geralt of rivia, in-game gambling, luck-based games, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, role playing games, RPG, Server, video games, virtual dice, virtual gambling, witcher 2, witcher series

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Cats in Space, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	6853

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!